I’m beginning to reconsider my overall physical ableness and athleticism, and it’s all thanks to watching this 5-year-old from Colorado completely dominate an American Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course built by her dad in their backyard.
First, kudos to that father, who went above and beyond for his obnoxiously athletic spawn. Secondly, seriously…that girl is a living, breathing phenom. Jessie Graff better watch her back, because Lylah MacCall is going to be making fools of everyone in a few years.
Now, please excuse me while I struggle to complete the obstacle course to the bathroom.