New Trailer for Live Action Beauty and the Beast Proves Disney is the Real Monster

You might be asking yourself why Disney feels compelled as of late to make a live action remake of every single last one of their properties? You might wonder why Beauty and the Beast, a beloved classic that continues to be one of Disney’s most popular films and has already been rendered as a Broadway play, needs to be remade yet again?

Well, because everything needs a remake anymore. Also, money.

Here’s the new trailer…

I can’t wait to see how it ends. SPOILER ALERT: It ends the same way. Now fork over your cash.

Beauty and the Beast will be your guest (*honk honk*…get it?) on March 17th.

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