Gorilla Killed to Save Child Who Fell into Zoo Enclosure

An irresponsible parent and a too-curious-for-his-own-good kid are new responsible for an endangered gorilla being shot dead at the Cincinnati Zoo. The 17-year-old western lowland gorilla, Harambe, had to be put down after he started tossing the kid around like a rag doll and dragging him around the enclosure. How the…

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Real-Life Black Widow Says Killing ISIS is “Easy”

Meet Joanna Palani, probably the Earth’s current greatest badass. What makes her so tough? Well, maybe it’s because she became so tired of ISIS and their crap, that she decided to leave her philosophy studies at college and head to Syria where she has become a one-woman killing machine as she slaughters…

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WWE Makes Huge Announcement involving Smackdown!

Yes, the WWE is making Smackdown a live show on Tuesdays starting July 19th. In a press release, the company stated that the brand will separate itself from Raw by having a unique roster and story lines, following it up by saying a Superstar Draft will be happening soon. Now, for those…

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If You Want to Take a Screenshot, Check Your Browser First

That’s a screenshot U.S. Congress hopeful, Mike Webb, posted on his Facebook. Everything seems fine, right? Wrong. Look a little closer. Yup, That’s porn on his browser. Now, Mr. Webb did try to backtrack on the whole ordeal, but come on, the proof’s right there. Full Story: Close Your Porn…

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Budweiser is now ‘America’

Anheuser-Busch has announced that they are changing the name Budweiser, it’s premier brand, to ‘America.’ Why? Damned if I know. Granted, this is only supposed to be temporary, but I still don’t get the point. Are they trying to capitalize on Donald Trump and his promises to “Make America Great Again?” Because,…

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Can You Pass This English SAT Test for 6-Year-Olds?

Do you think you’re smarter than a 6-year-old? Well prove it! This is an English SAT test meant for 6-year-olds, but the questions may be harder than you think. Take it for yourself, and compare how you did versus us on the next episode, debuting Thursday at 2pm Eastern. Take…

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“The Mountain” from Game of Thrones Eats a Mountain’s Worth of Calories

Hafþór Björnsson, better known to Game of Thrones fans as “The Mountain”, made a Facebook post recently, telling everyone what he eats in a day. People been asking me a lot about my diet and what I eat! Here’s my diet plan for my preparation for World’s Strongest Man 2016! Yes this…

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