This is so ridiculous it seems like a story from The Onion.
Saturday night, NFL flunky Johnny Manziel decided to party it up in Vegas before the Browns had their season ending game. Now, as a man trying to sober up and change the way people look at him, this is already asinine.
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
In order to keep a low profile, Johnny decided to go incognito by wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie. Unfortunately, the idiot ended up paying with his card, and got caught.
Is it time to say goodbye to the once great college quarterback?