This is why toddlers don’t babysit.  A three-year-old is holding his newborn sister when he hears an ambulance.  He releases the baby like it’s yesterday’s news so he can look out the window as it passes by.  Fortunately, mom is there to save the day.

Somebody inserted a giant house cat into scenes from “Jurassic Park”.  It’s a kitty instead of a menacing T-Rex and somehow, it’s just as frightening.

Here’s another video from the Texas mom who enjoys embarrassing her 12-year-old son at school.  This time she’s Somebody did a supercut of all the times Mark Zuckerberg said the word “experience” while announcing Facebook’s name change to Meta.  He says it about 40 times, give or take.  That’s NOT including his “people” who drone-on about it too.

the experience pic.twitter.com/PCIZnRorlL

— Sam Lavigne (@sam_lavigne) October 29, 2021

This is NOT catching fish in a barrel, but it’s pretty close.  It’s video from last Thursday of two guys trying to grab salmon that are swimming across a road in Western Washington. 

The salmon were heading upstream on the Skokomish River when heavy rains caused flooding . . . so they just followed the water, which led them across the highway.

Is it possible to fit a clip from every horror film ever made into one supercut?  No, but whoever did this deserves props for getting close.  Seems they only missed the old stuff. 

You gotta see this “Squid Game” Halloween light display on a house in New Hampshire.  It’s a take on the “Red Light, Green Light” game.  The house is lined with lights that go from green to red to match the action in the game. 

@justinthelightguy

Who wants to play 😆 #fyp #foryou #squidgame #funny #love #xyzbca #comedy #tiktok #halloween

♬ Squid Game – justinthelightguy

 A guy at a cycling event in the Canary Islands was nearing the finish line when a woman walked into the road in front of him.

'The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat.' 55-mile cycling race in Spain's Canary Islands. Guy closing in on the finish line for the win. Things did not work out. . . 👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/HBEZ7jX0DS

— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) October 25, 2021

Comedian Alasdair Beckett-King did a great video that parodies haunted house movies.

This happened last week in Yuma, Arizona.  Security cam filmed a customer single-handedly stop an armed robbery inside a gas station.  Marine veteran James Kilcer had just bought something when two crooks entered the store with guns. 

It took him seconds to bring the first guy down . . . and he held him until the police arrived.  The other crook, plus a third robber who was outside, took off running.  One of them was arrested later. 

Here’s a terrific Halloween commercial from the deli food company Dietz & Watson.  It’s “Sopranos” actor Vincent Pastore in a Dracula-like costume playing The Gabaghoul.  And he’s teaching you how to make Hoagie bites for your guests.