A TikTok’er translated some of those tired clichés that companies use.

@constantlygus

Part 3 coming next week! #fyp #officelife #corporateculture #corporatetiktok #corporatelife #translation #millennial #jargon

♬ original sound – Gus Constantellis

This Peloton instructor’s pep talk opens with, quote, “Babe, you did not survive a pandemic to fake an orgasm.”  Then he gives “brilliant” sex advice about communication and trying new things.

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This guy does great impressions of Cartman from “South Park” singing songs like Linkin Park’s “In the End” and “Dust in the Wind“ by Kansas.

@fernandoufret

Cartman sings Linkin Park! #FernandoUfret #Cartman #CartmanSings #CartmanCovers #Guitar #Music #TikTokCovers #InTheEnd #LinkinPark @tonewoodamp

♬ original sound – FernandoUfret

@fernandoufret

Cartman sings Dust in the Wind! #FernandoUfret #Cartman #CartmanSings #CartmanCovers #DustInTheWind #Music #Guitar #FY #TikTokCovers

♬ original sound – FernandoUfret

@fernandoufret

Cartman sings Wellerman! #FernandoUfret #Cartman #CartmanCovers #Wellerman #SeaShanty #Guitar #Music #TikTokCovers @tonewoodamp @southpark

♬ original sound – FernandoUfret

A man and his wife had completely different reactions while parasailing 600-feet in the air off the coast of Southern California.  He’s describing how amazing it is, but she’s scared and wants the whole thing to end.

Here’s another great clip from the “There I Ruined It” YouTube page.  They mashed-up John Denver’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane” with Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box”.

A video has gone viral of a Cracker Barrel server doing an incredible version of “Happy Birthday”.  The customer was so blown away he posted it on TikTok earlier this month, and it’s racked up millions of views.

@jaredgravatt

Tiktok find this girl and make her famous please. Best birthday song ever!! 🤩 #fy #fyp #crackerbarrel

♬ original sound – Jared Gravatt

This woman shared a pretty good hack if you forget somebody’s name.  You have to get a third person involved, though.  You simply say, “Have you two met?” and they’ll do their own introductions.

@eliselamsdale

Can you tell I’ve forgotten everyone’s names over the course of the pandemic #O2HereComesBrighter #HAIRFOODHYPE #lifehack

♬ original sound – Elise Lamsdale

We’ve all left the room to pass gas in private, for obvious reasons.  But this poor guy farted so loud his neighbors across the street heard him let one rip on the front porch.  They sent a text telling his wife to check their doorbell cam, and there it was.

Here’s a Way Back Wednesday from 1984 of a BBC reporter and his massive modem going to great lengths just to check his email.  It had to connect to a phone line, which didn’t work on a train, but did work on a hotel’s old school dial phone.

How to check your email in 1984: pic.twitter.com/P2tzx8TB47

— Jon Erlichman (@JonErlichman) May 16, 2021

This pregnant woman totally freaked out because she THOUGHT a bug was stuck to her back.  Her friend tries to tell her it’s a “sucker stick” but she’s too busy running in circles to hear.