Music You Can Use (New Chester Bennington Song)

Well, we ran out of time for this on our January 10th, 2019 episode, but there’s a new song you’ve gotta hear from Mark Morton of Lamb of God featuring vocals from the late Chester Bennington.

It’s off Morton’s album, Anesthetic, which comes out March 1st and will feature a bunch of other collaborations with the likes of Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach), Myles Kennedy, and a bunch of others, but for obvious reasons, this is the one making the noise.

10 Of the Weirdest Christmas Songs Ever Released

Christmas could bring the weirdness out in everyone, including musicians, that’s why on our December 20th, 2018 episode we gave you 10 of the Weirdest Christmas Songs Ever Released.

Fall Out Boy – “Yule Shoot Your Eye out”

Kenny Chestney – “All I want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan”

The Killers – “Don’t Shoot Me Santa”

The Maine – “Santa Stole My GirlFriend (Light Profanity in this one)

Fitz and the Tantrums – “Santa Stole My Lady”

Blink 182 – “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas”

 

Chance the Rapper – “Merry Christmas Lil’ Mama” (Be Careful – NSFW)

Pearl Jam – “Let Me Sleep (It’s Christmas Time)”

                                                                                                             
Snoop Dogg – “A Pimp’s Christmas Song” (Be Careful – NSFW)

                                                                                                                       
New Kids on the Block – “Funky, Funky Xmas”

                                                                                                                   

 Relient K – “Santa Claus is Thumbing to Town”

                                                                                                                                         
 Porky Pig – “Blue Christmas”

                                                                                                                                       
 DMX – “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”

Doors That Sound Like Something Different (Hilarious!)

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Mikki gave Crsico and Lazy E a look of death when she found out they were talking about Doors on our December 13th, 2018 episode, but little did she know it would as entertaining as this.

It all started with a guy on twitter who said his door sounded like the Jurassic Park Theme.

 

And if you didn’t believe him, check this out.

 

 

Surprisingly, this isn’t the only door that sounds like something funny. Check out the “Chewbacca Door”.

And this one that sounds like R2D2 Screaming.

Now, check out this tune from Miles Davis, “Bitches Brew”

And now the Door that sounds just like it

And finally, a Door that loves the movie Jaws.

These are Words Are Apparently Politically Incorrect Now

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Coming off our November 15th, 2018 episode, we found out that Colorado State University is now saying we can’t say “You Guys” anymore because it’s not gender inclusive, and instead should sound like hicks saying “y’all”. And even worse, the phrase “Long Time, No See” is not good to use anymore, because it’s incentive to people of the Asian culture who speak broken English.

There’s a bunch more, which you could hear in the episode above, and then after you hear it, make sure to reach out to us at freaks@afreakaccident.com to let us know what you think.

Read more: CSU has gone too far with inclusive language

How Many Days a Year Are You in a Food Coma? (Plus the Foods that’ll do it)

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With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we took a moment to talk about Food Comas on our November 15th, 2018 episode.

The staggering fact is that, according to study, Americans spend an average of 9 Full Days in a Food Coma. 213 hours in pain, and wanting to sleep all because you couldn’t control yourself.

So, what foods cause this the most?

Well, it’s all about the meat and carbs, which is why Thanksgiving is always blamed for this terrible state of being. The Top foods that make that happen in America are Burgers, Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, Burritos, Fries, Hot Dogs, Tacos, Cheese, and Potato Chips. Basically any food you consume during a party, or huge get-together.

Read More: Meal Slumps are Real and Take Up a Ton of Time, Study Finds

Is This Woman Racist?

On our October 18th, 2018 episode we watched a video together where this African American guy was being blocked from his apartment by this white girl. A lot of discussion has been had online on if it’ was a racist move or not. So, we want to know your thoughts.

Watch the video below, then email us, freaks@afreakaccident.com.

ICP Proves They Can’t Do Anything Right

In the News Update on our October 11th, 2018 episode we talked about this greatness that happened at a Limp Bizkit show where ICP’s Shaggy 2 Dope tried to drop kick Fred Durst, and well, this happened…