Tim Tebow Will Play Any Sport He Can

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Photo: AP / Matt Slocum

In a move that makes about as much sense as anything that’s happened so far in 2016, former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has decided that he never really needed football anyway, and now he’s going to go be with someone who will appreciate him.

That someone is, apparently, baseball.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Full Story: Tim Tebow to pursue a career in professional baseball

Ex-Playboy Model Plans Massive Prison Break for Her Boyfriend

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Photo: Facebook / Marissa Christopher

A lot of people talk about wanting a relationship that is based on the philosophy of “Ride or Die.” In other words, that you stick by each other no matter what, that you fight for each other, or else you’ll go down swinging together.

Well, if that’s the kind of relationship you’re looking for, you need to find yourself a woman like Marissa Christopher, a former Playboy model who planned a massive, $13 million prison break to spring her Czech crime lord boyfriend from the clink.

The best part? The plan involved an armed gang, a helicopter, and a weaponized treadmill. What a woman!

Full Story: Playboy Model Planned $13 Million Prison Break For Jailmate Of Oscar Pistorius With Armed Gang, Helicopter And Weaponized Treadmill

Everything You Need to Know from Comic-Con 2016

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Another year, another Comic Con. but this year’s nerd extravaganza seemed like it had more news than usual. From the DC Films presentation, to the Marvel panel, to the Walking Dead trailer, and the list goes on, it’s difficult to keep up with everything we learned, heard, and saw.

Luckily for all of us, io9 had live coverage of the entire event and were also kind enough to compile every last shred of news into one giant post that covers all bases. So feel free to dig into the link below and check out all of the awesome!

All the News, Trailers, and Everything Else Comic-Con 2016 Had to Offer

Music You Can Use

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On the new episode of our podcast, we let your ears in on some new bands, and an album you need to pick up.

First up, we had Temple Agents with their song “Divine Lightning” featuring Kevin Martin of Candlebox.


Temple of Agents live CD/DVD, Live Santiago de Chile is available now.

Next on the agenda was the band Unlocking the Truth, showing what they had to offer with the song “Take Control.” And what’s amazing about them is they’re just teenagers. Makes you feel bad about what little you’ve accomplished in life, doesn’t it?

Then, to round things out, we gave our thoughts on the much anticipated 8th studio album, The North Corridor. This is the lead single, “Joyride/Omen”.

Remember to listen to our 7/14/16 Episode to get a more in-depth look at what we think about each of these selections.

Nintendo Doubles Down on Nostalgia, Will Bring Back the NES

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Nintendo is seriously cashing in on that nostalgia we all seem to be floating in these days. As if the recent revitalized obsession over Pokémon wasn’t enough, Nintendo has announced today that they will be bringing back the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in the form of a new, compact console that will come pre-loaded with 30 classic games and will run $59.99 in the US.

Some of the classic games contained in the mini unit include Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Galaga, Metroid, Pac-Man, Ice Climbers, Balloon Fight, Donkey Kong, and more. You’ll also be able to buy a functional recreation of the classic NES Controller for $9.99 as well.

While we’re all about nostalgia, I think I’ll pay for it with an allowance I’ll force my dad to give me for mowing his lawn.

Full Story: Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition Coming This November

Pennywise the Dancing Clown Sashays into Your Nightmares

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Let’s face it: Tim Curry’s classic portrayal of Pennywise in the original, made-for-TV adaptation of Stephen King’s IT haunts us to this day, and is likely one of the leading culprits into why so many are deathly afraid of clowns these days.

In case you didn’t know, IT is getting remade into a feature film that is currently in production and due to hit theaters in 2017. Of course, we already knew that Bill Skarsgård had been cast in the role of Pennywise, which led many to wonder if he could pull off the same level of terror as Tim Curry.

Now that we have our first official picture of Skarsgård in-character courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, we may have a clue.

Yep. Goodbye good dreams.

Full Story: It movie exclusive: Pennywise the Clown seen in terrifying first look

Animal Facts You Wish Were True

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Photo: @ashergram / Instagram

There was a recent situation at the Los Angeles Zoo when workers noticed “Animal Fact” signs hanging around the establishment that didn’t quite…belong. Not only had these signs not been put up by the workers, but they weren’t eve real facts about animals. What they were, however, was hilarious.

It later came to light that the signs were part of a prank thought up by comedian Jeff Wysaski. Cheers to him, because some of these are brilliant and they’re all funny.

Full Story: Someone Posted These Hilarious Animal Facts All Over The Los Angeles Zoo