
After he quietly battled with cancer for 18 months, the great David Bowie passed away early this morning.

After he quietly battled with cancer for 18 months, the great David Bowie passed away early this morning.

(Photo: Mexico’s Attorney General’s Office via AP)
Well, they got him. Again.
Mexican officials have confirmed the (re)capture of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman.
At this point, the guy seems to have a penchant for getting caught. He has also demonstrated a nasty penchant for escaping, as we saw during his last incarceration. With funds and influence like he has, I’m betting we’re on our way to seeing another grand prison break in Mexico. Let’s place wagers now on how long it’ll take him to be back on the lam again.
He’ll be back on the streets by Memorial Day. Who wants action?

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Millions of Dollars, Millions of Dollars! …well, actually almost a billion!
The current, and already record setting, Powerball jackpot is now estimated to hit 700 million dollars!
What in the world would you do with that kind of money? Let us know by sending an e-mail to freaks@afreakaccident.com
It’s that time of the year, and Lake Superior State University’s has published their 41st Annual List of Banished Words.
Every year this school comes up with a list of words they think should be abolished from the English language in some form or another.
CLICK HERE to check out this year’s grammatical sacrifices.
Do you have any words you’d like to add to the list? Let us know by e-mailing freaks@afreakaccident.com

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This is so ridiculous it seems like a story from The Onion.
Saturday night, NFL flunky Johnny Manziel decided to party it up in Vegas before the Browns had their season ending game. Now, as a man trying to sober up and change the way people look at him, this is already asinine.
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
In order to keep a low profile, Johnny decided to go incognito by wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie. Unfortunately, the idiot ended up paying with his card, and got caught.
Is it time to say goodbye to the once great college quarterback?

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First Pluto isn’t a planet, NOW THIS?!?!
Scientists have added 4 brand new elements to the Periodic Table. If they keep changing things like this, we’ll all have to go back to school. This is definitely…*sunglasses* an element of surprise!

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