The New Thing is the “Duct Tape Challenge,” and People Are Getting Hurt

Idiot kids are always coming up with some new, stupid thing to do to be trendy. I guess going outside or even playing video games is too boring anymore, so they need to come up with “challenging” ways to harm themselves. Enter the new trend, the “Duct Tape Challenge.” The…

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The Answer to Whether Abe Vigota is Dead or Not Has Changed

Per the ultimate authority on Abe Vigota’s continued heartbeat, IsAbeVigotaDead.com, we can report that the legendary actor has passed away. The beloved icon, best know as Phil Fish on Barney Miller and the two-timing capo Sal Tessio in The Godfather, passed away on Tuesday, January 26th, 2016 at his daughter’s home.…

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They’re Making Us Wait Longer for Star Wars Episode VIII

Remember how awesome Star Wars: The Force Awakens was? Remember how completely stoked we were that we only had to wait roughly a year and a half for Episode VIII? Well…PSYCHE, SUCKAH! Episode VIII director, Rian Johnson sent out the following tweet after it was announced that the release date…

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A New Suicide Squad Trailer Makes Us Root for the Villains

Late last night, Warner Bros. released the brand new trailer for Suicide Squad from, director David Ayer. This is really interesting, because this universe (The DC Cinematic Universe) has often been chided by fans for being dour and depressing. Yet this film, about a bunch of murderous psychopaths, seems (at…

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10 Cloverfield Lane Surprises Everyone

Somehow, some way, in today’s day and age when we know every single detail about a movie even before it hits theaters, J.J. Abrams has once again managed to catch us all off guard. During screenings for Michael Bay’s 13 Hours, rumors began circulating about a sequel (…or prequel…or side-quel)…

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Literally Anyone Could Have Made the Kick Blair Walsh Missed

Ever since Minnesota Vikings’ kicker, Blair Walsh, missed a 27-yard, game-winning kick in the final moments of the Vikings’ loss to Seattle at home in the 2016 Wild Card round of the playoffs, thereby embarrassing himself, the team, the organization, and the entire bleeding fanbase, I’ve been making the argument that…

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“El Chapo” Has Been Captured…Again (Escape Pending)

Well, they got him. Again. Mexican officials have confirmed the (re)capture of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman. At this point, the guy seems to have a penchant for getting caught. He has also demonstrated a nasty penchant for escaping, as we saw during his last incarceration. With funds and influence like he has, I’m…

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