Nintendo Doubles Down on Nostalgia, Will Bring Back the NES

Nintendo is seriously cashing in on that nostalgia we all seem to be floating in these days. As if the recent revitalized obsession over Pokémon wasn’t enough, Nintendo has announced today that they will be bringing back the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in the form of a new, compact console that will come…

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Pennywise the Dancing Clown Sashays into Your Nightmares

Let’s face it: Tim Curry’s classic portrayal of Pennywise in the original, made-for-TV adaptation of Stephen King’s IT haunts us to this day, and is likely one of the leading culprits into why so many are deathly afraid of clowns these days. In case you didn’t know, IT is getting…

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Animal Facts You Wish Were True

There was a recent situation at the Los Angeles Zoo when workers noticed “Animal Fact” signs hanging around the establishment that didn’t quite…belong. Not only had these signs not been put up by the workers, but they weren’t eve real facts about animals. What they were, however, was hilarious. It…

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Did Nostradamus Predict the 2016 Presidential Election?

Well, no. Of course not. Because the Nostradamus prophecies are a bunch of hooey. But still, it’s interesting to note that, through a certain lens, you can definitely ascribe meaning to some of Nost’s prophecies that coincide with some of the lunacy of this year’s election. Maybe these people who…

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Gorilla Killed to Save Child Who Fell into Zoo Enclosure

An irresponsible parent and a too-curious-for-his-own-good kid are new responsible for an endangered gorilla being shot dead at the Cincinnati Zoo. The 17-year-old western lowland gorilla, Harambe, had to be put down after he started tossing the kid around like a rag doll and dragging him around the enclosure. How the…

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Real-Life Black Widow Says Killing ISIS is “Easy”

Meet Joanna Palani, probably the Earth’s current greatest badass. What makes her so tough? Well, maybe it’s because she became so tired of ISIS and their crap, that she decided to leave her philosophy studies at college and head to Syria where she has become a one-woman killing machine as she slaughters…

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Budweiser is now ‘America’

Anheuser-Busch has announced that they are changing the name Budweiser, it’s premier brand, to ‘America.’ Why? Damned if I know. Granted, this is only supposed to be temporary, but I still don’t get the point. Are they trying to capitalize on Donald Trump and his promises to “Make America Great Again?” Because,…

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The Artist Know as Prince has Passed Away

2016 continues to be the year of prominent deaths, and they don’t get any more prominent than this… TMZ is reporting that legendary icon of music, Prince, was discovered unresponsive in an elevator at his Paisley Park compound this morning. He was only 57-years-old. The music industry is stunned, and…

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RIP Doris Roberts

Doris Roberts, who played Marie Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond, has passed away at the age of 90. Although this is incredibly sad and we hate to see her go, at least she’ll be reunited with Peter Boyle. Full Story: Doris Roberts, Emmy-Winning ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Actress, Dies at 90  

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