George Michael Made a Huge Impact in Late Night TV

Well, we found out 2016 still wasn’t done with it’s carnage yesterday when it took another celebrity in George Michael. Now, we all know of the impact he made on music with his band Wham, along with his solo work, but did you know he helped late night TV? Back in…

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“Very Angry Dog” in Pants and Sweater is the Best News Story of the Week

This is the news story you need right now. Everything is so bad out there right now, but it’s a news story like this that will just make you laugh yourself sick and feel better…briefly. Police in Bellevue, Washington have found a “very angry” small dog wearing a shirt and pants.…

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Get Your Cuban Cigars, Fidel Castro is Dead!

Well, it had to happen eventually, but this morning we finally got the news that Fidel Castro has died, and what a difference in reactions. Over in Cuba people were mourning, crying in the streets, but in Little Havana in Miami, Florida, it was party time! Either way, a historical…

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An Actual Snake on an Actual Plane

Forget Sky Marshals. After this, what we need is a Samuel L. Jackson on every plane. Passengers aboard Aeromexico Flight 231 were in for quite a surprise this past Sunday when, well, see for yourself… La vibora voladora…ja ja ja. Una experiencia única en el Vuelo Torreón-México, vuelo 231 de Aeroméxico. Eso…

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A Mysterious “Ping” that is Definitely Not an Alien Distress Signal is Emanating from Deep in the Arctic

Although both The Thing and Alien vs. Predator started with a bunch of misguided humans responding to a signal of unknown origins coming from a cold place, this mysterious “beep” or “hum” is definitely not some kind of crashed alien craft sending out a distress signal and there’s definitely not…

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Brangelina is No More!

Does love even exist anymore? Angelina Jolie has filed for a divorce from Brad Pitt, and the rumors why are all over the place. From Brad’s marijuana use, to him cheating on her with his “Allied” co-star, Marion Cotillard. Whatever the matter may be, it must be serious, because reports…

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Mattress Store Has the WORST. PROMOTION. EVER.

There is a long history in our country of retailers taking advantage of holidays and observance days like Veterans Day and Presidents’ Day to have special sales. SEPTEMBER 11TH SHOULD NOT BE ONE OF THEM! And yet, Miracle Mattress in San Antonio, TX thought that it was a great idea,…

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