Gene Wilder Dead at the Age of 83

This one hurts bad. Gene Wilder, star of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and much more, has passed away at the age of 83. We’d like to extend our heartfelt sympathy to his family, friends, and you; the people who have enjoyed his work for decades. Full Story: GENE WILDER DEAD…

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A Clown is Trying to Steal Your Children

Hide your kids. No, seriously, hide your freakin’ kids! New outlets are reporting on a situation in South Carolina where residents are being warned to keep a close watch on their young ones after a clown allegedly was spotted trying to lure children into the woods near an apartment complex in…

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Tim Tebow Will Play Any Sport He Can

In a move that makes about as much sense as anything that’s happened so far in 2016, former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has decided that he never really needed football anyway, and now he’s going to go be with someone who will appreciate him. That someone is, apparently, baseball. Your…

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Ex-Playboy Model Plans Massive Prison Break for Her Boyfriend

A lot of people talk about wanting a relationship that is based on the philosophy of “Ride or Die.” In other words, that you stick by each other no matter what, that you fight for each other, or else you’ll go down swinging together. Well, if that’s the kind of…

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Everything You Need to Know from Comic-Con 2016

Another year, another Comic Con. but this year’s nerd extravaganza seemed like it had more news than usual. From the DC Films presentation, to the Marvel panel, to the Walking Dead trailer, and the list goes on, it’s difficult to keep up with everything we learned, heard, and saw. Luckily for…

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Nintendo Doubles Down on Nostalgia, Will Bring Back the NES

Nintendo is seriously cashing in on that nostalgia we all seem to be floating in these days. As if the recent revitalized obsession over Pokémon wasn’t enough, Nintendo has announced today that they will be bringing back the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in the form of a new, compact console that will come…

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Gorilla Killed to Save Child Who Fell into Zoo Enclosure

An irresponsible parent and a too-curious-for-his-own-good kid are new responsible for an endangered gorilla being shot dead at the Cincinnati Zoo. The 17-year-old western lowland gorilla, Harambe, had to be put down after he started tossing the kid around like a rag doll and dragging him around the enclosure. How the…

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