This is just terrible news.
WWE Hall Of Famer, Bret Hart, announced on his Facebook today that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
“ I now face my toughest battle. With hesitation and fear, I openly declare myself in my fight against prostate cancer. In the next few days, I will undergo surgery with the hope of defeating this nemesis once and for all.“
We here at A Freak Accident wish nothing but a speedy recovery for the Excellence of Execution
Idiot kids are always coming up with some new, stupid thing to do to be trendy. I guess going outside or even playing video games is too boring anymore, so they need to come up with “challenging” ways to harm themselves. Enter the new trend, the “Duct Tape Challenge.”
The goal of the “challenge” is to tie someone up with duct tape, and then record their efforts to free themselves on video.
Well, this is the latest result…
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That’s 14-year-old Skylar Fish, who is recovering in the hospital after suffering severe head injuries, a brain aneurysm and damage to his eye socket after his attempt at the challenge went not-as-planned. It’s now unlikely he’ll ever see out of his eye again either.
I sincerely hope the kid gets better, but at this point, idiot children doing idiot things is becoming a regular occurrence. That said, if someone can come up with a “challenge” that will cull the herd a bit, I’m all for it.
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Per the ultimate authority on Abe Vigota’s continued heartbeat, IsAbeVigotaDead.com, we can report that the legendary actor has passed away.
The beloved icon, best know as Phil Fish on Barney Miller and the two-timing capo Sal Tessio in The Godfather, passed away on Tuesday, January 26th, 2016 at his daughter’s home. The cause of death has been ruled as simply, “old age.”
It’s been a running gag for years that people didn’t know whether or not the man was dead. Of course, now we all know the answer, unfortunately.
Rest in peace, you schmuck.
Hey Wrestling Freaks!
The Royal Rumble has come and gone, and obviously you really want to know my opinion on the whole shindig (Just humor me).
That’s why I present to you: Royal Rumble By the Grade
It’s simple, I run down the matches and give a grade to each one. If you don’t agree with me, get a blog and do your own.
PRE SHOW: The Dudley Boyz vs. Mark Henry and Jack Swagger vs. The Ascension vs. Damien Sandow and Darren Young
This gave the opportunity for one of these tag teams to make it into the Royal Rumble, and what a mismatch of characters we had here. Sure, the established tag teams are a good fit, but Mark Henry and Jack Swagger, and Damien Sandow and Darren Young? What the heck was someone smoking?
This was just filler, but I thought surely they would give the Dudleys a chance to make the main card…I was wrong
WINNERS: MARK HENRY AND JACK SWAGGER
MATCH GRADE: D+
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE: KEVIN OWENS VS. DEAN F’N AMBROSE
After the bazaar choice of winners in the pre show, that could only be equated to someone taking a triple dog dare to make that decision, it was nice to see the WWE cleanse our palette with this little ditty.
If you want to define brutality as beautifully done, you need to look to further than this match. These guys are the perfect example of “Just because you start the card, doesn’t mean you can’t make it feel like a main event. And while some were angry with the finish, I think keeping the title on Ambrose is the perfect fit to keep this feud alive.
Question though, in these matches, why hasn’t someone just brought a gun to the ring and told the guy to “STAY DOWN!” Life’s little mysteries…
WINNER AND STILL YOUR IC CHAMP: DEAN AMBROSE
MATCH GRADE: B+
TAG TITLE MATCH: THE USOS VS. THE NEW DAY
Quick aside; why do all tag teams have to start with “The”. Just some food for thought.
Anyways, what can you really say. These teams just have “It” when it comes to tag team wrestling, and the trombone coming back was just an added bonus (Except for the people who bought the R.I.P. Francesca t-shirts).
Also, thank god they kept the titles on The New Day. The Usos, while good, have kind of grown tiresome to me. Eventually I hope a NXT team, such as Enzo & Cassady, benefit from this lengthy title run with a huge win at Wrestlemania 32.
WINNERS: THE NEW DAY
MATCH GRADE: A
US TITLE MATCH: KALISTO VS. ALBERTO DEL RIO
This match would have served better if the two hadn’t fought each other a couple times already in the past week, but the elevation of Kalisto still has me intrigued, while the lack of push for Alberto has me confused.
Fast paced, high flying action from Kalisto, matched with the sound technical skill of Alberto. That’s what we got here (And on Raw, and on Smackdown) and it’s what makes you love wrestling. It’s also very refreshing to see guys legitimately WANT the U.S. title. Something that’s been missing ever since the John Cena U.S. Title Open.
WINNER AND NEW US CHAMP: KALISTO
MATCH GRADE: B
DIVAS TITLE: BECKY LYNCH VS. CHARLOTTE
FINALLY, we get a Diva’s match that doesn’t include the Bellas in some fashion, and the crowd response to both competitors showed their joy as well.
This is what we were looking for in the #DivasRevolution . Good wrestling, good story telling, just overall good. We even got a little tease of Charlotte’s heel turn going to the next level with some dissention with her father, Ric Flair.
Then at the end, we got the next piece to the puzzle with Sasha Banks making her return, without the sandbags that are Team B.A.D., possibly setting up a Sasha vs. Bayley in the future.
WINNER AND STILL DIVA’S CHAMP: CHARLOTTE
MATCH GRADE: B+
30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE FOR THE WWE WORLD TITLE
This year’s Rumble had a lot to be excited about. The World Title was on the line, with the champ actually being in the match, the ideas for possible winners were endless, and, as always, the chance for some surprise entrants.
Let’s start with what everyone is talking about, Jack Swaggers performance…kidding. AJ Styles made his WWE debut at number 3. While the camera work was a little less than great, focusing on Roman Reigns reaction, rather than the Titan Tron that everyone was freaking out about, the debut was simply PHENOMENAL! Also, did anyone else notice him putting the Bullet Club sign during the beginning of his entrance?
And how about Sami Zayn coming out? That was completely out of left field.
Sure, we’re all disappointed that the Wyatt Family, for a reason I don’t understand, left the ring after helping Bray once. Sure, it wasn’t the perfect winner. But, talk about a complete 180 degree improvement from last year’s edition.
WINNER AND NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: TRIPLE H
MATCH GRADE: A+
This year’s Royal Rumble was a great time, and left us a lot of questions for the future. How will Triple H handle the title reign? Will the crowd get more behind the ever so hated Roman Reigns? Do the Wyatt’s get a better push than they have in the past? Will Sami Zayn stay on the main roster? And most importantly, what’s the future like for AJ Styles and the potential debut of the Bullet (Balor) Club?
Either way, you can feel it in the air, it’s definitely Wrestlemania season.
OVERALL GRADE: B+
Loving regards,
Lazy E
(Photo credit: WWE.com)
Remember how awesome Star Wars: The Force Awakens was? Remember how completely stoked we were that we only had to wait roughly a year and a half for Episode VIII?
Well…PSYCHE, SUCKAH!
Episode VIII director, Rian Johnson sent out the following tweet after it was announced that the release date for Episode VIII had been pushed back by SEVEN MONTHS.
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) January 20, 2016
Granted, this might be good in the sense that it gives the production crew more time to perfect the movie, and to finish up those frantic rewrites that are apparently going on. And, of course, we’re still getting the Anthology story Rogue One next year to tide us over, but still…poppycock.
Plus, may is Star Wars Month. It just doesn’t feel “right” doing this in December.
Late last night, Warner Bros. released the brand new trailer for Suicide Squad from, director David Ayer.
This is really interesting, because this universe (The DC Cinematic Universe) has often been chided by fans for being dour and depressing. Yet this film, about a bunch of murderous psychopaths, seems (at least for now) like it’s the most fun we’ll be having at the movies this year. Is it that, in a universe so dark and gloomy where everything is in shades of grey, we are getting a sort of “Stockholm Syndrome” and the villains are starting to look like our friends rather than our enemies? I guess we’ll have to wait until August 5th to find out.
Also, for what it’s worth, Jared Leto’s Joker looks better all the time.
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Well, Guns N’ Roses announced two new tour dates, so Pearl Jam decided to go a step further and announce their entire tour.
The dates seem to focus mainly on the East Coast, while venturing into the Midwest, and Canada.
Two more shows announced for Las Vegas this April!
Color us surprised because this full fledged tour looks to be happening
Photo: MTV.com
This list of movies turning 20 years old is both unbelievable and depressing at the same time (Except for Ian, who was only 4 at the time) .
Think about it, hits such as “From Dusk Till Dawn”, “Happy Gilmore”, and “Fargo” are all 20 years old this year.
Excuse us as we go drink are old age away (Again, except Ian)
Somehow, some way, in today’s day and age when we know every single detail about a movie even before it hits theaters, J.J. Abrams has once again managed to catch us all off guard.
During screenings for Michael Bay’s 13 Hours, rumors began circulating about a sequel (…or prequel…or side-quel) to Abrams’s 2008 found-footage, giant monster extravaganza (which was also made in the utmost secrecy), Cloverfield. I balked at the original news, as there hasn’t been substantial news of a Cloverfield-related anything since at least 2010. But I, along with every other doubter, was put right in my place when Paramount Pictures released the trailer online…
This is legitimately blowing my mind that, not only did this movie get made completely in secret, but it’s slated for release in MARCH. That’s less than two months from now.
You’ve done it again, Mr. Abrams. Bravo! As one of the few who genuinely enjoyed Cloverfield, I can’t wait to see what new mystery will be unraveled by this new movie.
10 Cloverfield Lane hits theaters on March 11th.