Real-Life Black Widow Says Killing ISIS is “Easy”

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Photo: Instagram / Joanna Palani

Meet Joanna Palani, probably the Earth’s current greatest badass.

What makes her so tough? Well, maybe it’s because she became so tired of ISIS and their crap, that she decided to leave her philosophy studies at college and head to Syria where she has become a one-woman killing machine as she slaughters ISIS fighters by the truckload.

To quote Ms. Palani: “ISIS fighters are very easy to kill.”

This girl is a real-life Black Widow, and I would be absolutely terrified to meet her. But I still want to, just so I can give her a high five for being so freakin’ cool!

Full Story: EXTRAORDINARILY Brave Girl Who Left College To Fight ISIS Says They’re ‘Easy To Kill’

WWE Makes Huge Announcement involving Smackdown!

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Yes, the WWE is making Smackdown a live show on Tuesdays starting July 19th.

In a press release, the company stated that the brand will separate itself from Raw by having a unique roster and story lines, following it up by saying a Superstar Draft will be happening soon.

Now, for those of us that remember the years of the “Brand Split”, there’s some good points to doing this, and of course, there’s the bad ones.

Let us know what you think by sending us an Email, and we’ll share your thoughts on our next episode, debuting Thursday at 2pm Eastern.

If You Want to Take a Screenshot, Check Your Browser First

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That’s a screenshot U.S. Congress hopeful, Mike Webb, posted on his Facebook. Everything seems fine, right?

Wrong. Look a little closer.

Yup, That’s porn on his browser.

Now, Mr. Webb did try to backtrack on the whole ordeal, but come on, the proof’s right there.

Full Story: Close Your Porn Tabs Before Posting Screenshots to Your Congressional Campaign Page

Budweiser is now ‘America’

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Anheuser-Busch has announced that they are changing the name Budweiser, it’s premier brand, to ‘America.’ Why? Damned if I know.

Granted, this is only supposed to be temporary, but I still don’t get the point. Are they trying to capitalize on Donald Trump and his promises to “Make America Great Again?” Because, really, I’ll settle for Trumpy “Making Budweiser Halfway Decent at Least Once.”

Full Story: Anheuser-Busch renames Budweiser as ‘America’

“The Mountain” from Game of Thrones Eats a Mountain’s Worth of Calories

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(Photo: Deadspin.com)

Hafþór Björnsson, better known to Game of Thrones fans as “The Mountain”, made a Facebook post recently, telling everyone what he eats in a day.

People been asking me a lot about my diet and what I eat! Here’s my diet plan for my preparation for World’s Strongest Man 2016! Yes this is a lot & I don’t recommend YOU to try this!!

6:50 Morning workout! Cardio + CORE for 30min Bcca, Glutamine + handful of almonds

7:30 8 eggs + 200gr Oats + blueberries & strawberries + avocado

         9:30 400gr Beef, 400gr Sweet potatoes, handful of spinach & greens

         11:50 Bcca, glutamine

12:00 400gr Chicken + 400gr potatoes, greens + some fruits

  And that’s all by lunchtime!

Disgust yourself even more by reading the full diet here: Hafþór Björnsson, The Mountain, Consumes So Much Goddamn Food

The Artist Know as Prince has Passed Away

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2016 continues to be the year of prominent deaths, and they don’t get any more prominent than this…

Photo: Getty

TMZ is reporting that legendary icon of music, Prince, was discovered unresponsive in an elevator at his Paisley Park compound this morning. He was only 57-years-old.

The music industry is stunned, and the world at large is crushed by this news, as Prince was a transcendent talent and musical genius. Now, we all know what it’s like When Doves Cry…

Full Story: Prince Dead at 57

Chyna Found Dead at 46

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Man, this one hurts.

Photo: Bobby Bank/WireImage

Joan “Chyna” Laurer, know for being a WWE Legend, reality TV star, and billed as the “9th Wonder of the World,” was found dead yesterday at the age of 46.

Chyna has gone through quite a few rough patches over the years, and I had really been hoping we would all get to see her get her life together and make a big comeback, culminating in a WWE Hall of Fame induction, but alas, it wasn’t meant to be. I’d argue it’s very likely she still gets a posthumous induction into the WWE HoF, but still…not like this.

Full Story: WWE Legend and Reality Star Chyna Found Dead at 46