Adults Steal from Children and Ruin Easter

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When it comes to demonstrating just how much of a pathetic excuse for a human being you are, stealing from children takes the cake…from children.

During the 3rd annual PEZ Candy Easter Egg Hunt in Orange, Connecticut over the weekend, a bunch of Darwin-challenged halfwits decided it was acceptable practice to rough up small children by pushing them out of the way and yanking eggs from their grasp in order to award the prizes to their own children.

I sort of hope these people are wiped out by disease. And for the record, let’s confiscate their children. We can’t have them further soiling our gene pool and passing down their dullard customs to their offspring.

Full Story: PEZ cancels annual Easter egg hunt after adults misbehave

Is Boaty McBoatface the Best We Can Do?

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Well, it seemed like a good idea from a British government to allow the Internet to suggest a name for a $287 million polar research ship, but the Internet Community proved why we can’t have nice things.

The currently name leader is Boaty McBoatface…

Yes, a boat that costs almost $300 million might actually be called Boaty McBoatface.

I trust you listeners could come up with something better. Email those to us, so we can prove the internet isn’t just for idiots.

Full Story: Boaty McBoatface: What You Get When You Let the Internet Decide

An Easter Brawl Happened in New Jersey

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Sunday was another day at the Jersey City’s Newport Centre for parents to bring their kids to meet the Easter Bunny. But, of course, because it’s in New Jersey, it can’t be civil.

According to social-media images and video from Jersey City Newport Centre, a man in a rabbit costume is shown throwing punches at adults who appeared to be waiting in line for a photo.

Is society getting a little out of control, or is this just an isolated incident? Email us and let your voice be heard.

Full Story: Mall Easter Bunny Brawls in New Jersey

 

John Cena…More Like Juan Cena

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This may be the greatest thing ever discovered.

Some guys in Mexico decided to open a restaurant called “John Cena Burger & Taco”.

We’re not sure how the food is, but we’re sure your post meal bathroom visit will kick out at 2.

Full Story: This John Cena Taco Joint Is The Unlicensed Restaurant Of Your Dreams

Along Came a Spider…Man

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Marvel Entertainment was nice enough to drop a new trailer for Captain America: Civil War on us today like a freakishly large spider falling on your face from the ceiling!

Finally, we get our first look at the new, in-MCU version of Spider-Man, played by actor Tom Holland.

There’s a lot packed into this trailer, including a ton of new footage and a plethora of additional plot details which expand upon what leads into the MCU’s version of Civil War (which, as we know, will be substantially different from what happened in the comics), but let’s face it: The real news here is Spider-Man, and it’s also no doubt what everyone is going to be talking about.

Allow me to be the first to say that I LOVE the new costume, especially the way they made the eyes (which, in the comics, have historically been “animated” to either squint or widen in order to relay expressions) work. It makes perfect sense, and I love that they figured out a way to make it make sense. You might feel differently about the costume’s look, but keep in mind this is still footage from early cuts and there’s going to be a lot of airbrushing and texturing added to these shots before the film hits theaters on May 6th, 2016. It’s only going to look better when the finished product graces the big screen.

It’s a good day, and I’m thrilled that our “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man” is back in his own neighborhood.

Goodbye to The Most Interesting Man in the World

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We’ve been watching Jonathan Goldsmith play “The Most Interesting Man in the World,” but that era has come to an end.

As seen above, the newest Dos Equis ad sends the legendary man on a one way trip to Mars. What does this mean for the beer’s ad campaign? Well, they say The Most Interesting Man in the World will continue, but it will experience an evolution.

What does this mean? Who knows. All we do know is we’ll miss Mr. Goldsmith and everything he’s contributed to our love for beer.

Full Story: ‘Most Interesting Man In The World’ Raises His Glass For Last Time

Ghostbusters is Dead on Arrival

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When we all heard that Sony was rebooting the Ghostbusters franchise with an all-female cast a few years back, I think the vast majority of us had some fair concerns. I, personally, had even further concerns when the cast was announced. The more I heard about the filmmakers’ intentions, the more I feared that this would venture into the realm of tasteless, slapstick schlock. Worse, I was worried this would horribly tarnish a beloved franchise all in the name of fulfilling an agenda, well-intentioned or no.

Now, as the new trailer has arrived, it seems like everyone has concerns.

At the time of this posting, it has already been viewed a few million times, and the ratio of “dislikes” to “likes” is becoming more imbalanced by the hour.

Personally, I find myself surprised that I don’t hate it. Though, to be fair, I had unfathomably low expectations. Still, I don’t exactly like it either. It’s not particularly funny, nor does it really feel like a Ghostbusters film other than in the name. For my money, it feels like they were trying to make a completely different movie, and then decided to jam it into a Ghostbusters framework to capitalize on brand recognition. But based on the ever growing majority of negative fans, it seems to have backfired.

We’ll see. maybe they’ll pull it out and it’ll end up being a decent flick. But right now, it’s not looking too good.

Ghostbusters will hit theaters on July 15th.