Fighting a Hurricane with Heavy Metal

Hurricane Matthew blew through multiple US states over the weekend, leaving devastation in its wake. However, one man named Lane Pittman defied the storm with a little American pride and a whole lot of headbanging! I guess you could say this dude is a hurricane…  *puts on sunglasses* …Slayer! Forget Trump…

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Dad of the Year Builds American Ninja Warrior Course for Daughter, Who Happens to be Athlete of the Year

I’m beginning to reconsider my overall physical ableness and athleticism, and it’s all thanks to watching this 5-year-old from Colorado completely dominate an American Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course built by her dad in their backyard. First, kudos to that father, who went above and beyond for his obnoxiously athletic spawn.…

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9-Year-Old Rugby Player Will Run You Over

There’s always that one kid in your age group that hits their growth spurt early and then dominates your childhood athletics for a season or two. Well, this kid is a growth spurt or or two ahead of the game. Pure. Carnage. #Rugby @USASevensRugby pic.twitter.com/eMUF0aHC3x — USA Sevens Rugby (@USASevensRugby)…

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Mattress Store Has the WORST. PROMOTION. EVER.

There is a long history in our country of retailers taking advantage of holidays and observance days like Veterans Day and Presidents’ Day to have special sales. SEPTEMBER 11TH SHOULD NOT BE ONE OF THEM! And yet, Miracle Mattress in San Antonio, TX thought that it was a great idea,…

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Things Will Get Stranger in 2017

If you’re even remotely plugged into pop culture, you’ve been graced by the phenomenon of Stranger Things, the breakout Netflix Original Series that debuted this year to some 14-odd million downloads and became the Most Popular Download Series. It was an inevitability that we would get a season 2, and it…

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A Clown is Trying to Steal Your Children

Hide your kids. No, seriously, hide your freakin’ kids! New outlets are reporting on a situation in South Carolina where residents are being warned to keep a close watch on their young ones after a clown allegedly was spotted trying to lure children into the woods near an apartment complex in…

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Tim Tebow Will Play Any Sport He Can

In a move that makes about as much sense as anything that’s happened so far in 2016, former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has decided that he never really needed football anyway, and now he’s going to go be with someone who will appreciate him. That someone is, apparently, baseball. Your…

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Ex-Playboy Model Plans Massive Prison Break for Her Boyfriend

A lot of people talk about wanting a relationship that is based on the philosophy of “Ride or Die.” In other words, that you stick by each other no matter what, that you fight for each other, or else you’ll go down swinging together. Well, if that’s the kind of…

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Everything You Need to Know from Comic-Con 2016

Another year, another Comic Con. but this year’s nerd extravaganza seemed like it had more news than usual. From the DC Films presentation, to the Marvel panel, to the Walking Dead trailer, and the list goes on, it’s difficult to keep up with everything we learned, heard, and saw. Luckily for…

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