Wrestlemania 32: By the Grade

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If you’re a wrestling fan, yesterday was like Christmas. WrestleMania 32 went down at AT&T Stadium, with what some are calling one of the worst build ups in the events history.

So, did the “Grandest Stage of them All” prove it had more to offer than the build? Or did the event flop like the Cowboys do every year?

Let’s find out as we break down WrestleMania 32…By The Grade.

 

UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: RYBACK VS. KALISTO

With an event that ended up going almost 6 hours long, some matches had to be scheduled for the Pre-Show, but I question how you can elevate a title by keeping it off the main stage, but that’s exactly what happened to the United States Title.

The match did exactly what most were expecting; build Kalisto as the luchador that can defeat the giants, in hopes of creating the next Rey Mysterio Jr.

Winner: Kalisto

Match Grade: B

 

TEAM BAD VS. TEAM TOTAL DIVAS

In hindsight, this can be viewed as the death of what was women’s wrestling in the WWE, but more on that later.

This match was simply put together to make sure everyone got a paycheck, and it showed. I just thank God that it was on the Pre-Show, rather than stink of the main card.

Winners: Team Total Divas

Match Grade: T for Terrible

 

LITA UNVEILS THE NEW WOMEN’S TITLE

Normally I wouldn’t give a grade to a segment, but this one deserved it. Lita came out for a presentation of the new Women’s Title, which would be given to the winner of the Triple Threat later in the night.

THIS, in my eyes, was the true start to the “Divas Revolution” simply because it took the word “Diva” out of the equation. These women are wrestlers, and should be treated as such.

On top of that, the belt looks on par with the male counterpart, proving they are just as important to the brand.

Winner: The Fans

Segment Grade: A+

 

THE USOS VS. THE DUDLEY BOYZ

At one point in time this match would have been viewed as a dream match, or at the very least, a much anticipated rivalry. Unfortunately, between the Usos becoming stale, and the Dudleyz being used as fodder for bigger things, it just felt stale and underwhelming.

Match Grade: C

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE

This is the way every show should start. Not necessarily a ladder match, but a match that gets our blood flowing. Sure, the match was spotty, but let’s face it, that’s what a ladder match is.

Now, everyone’s assumption was that Kevin Owens would continue his reign as champ, or at the very least Sami Zayn would take the win to start a feud between the two on the main roster.

But, the WWE threw us a HUGE curveball, and that was a good thing.

The much forgotten about, Zack Ryder took home the win, after a helluva performance, which works 2 fold. It gives us a fresh champion, and allows Owens and Zayne to properly build their feud on the main roster, for the rights to face Mr. Ryder.

That’s the way you build depth to a division, people, and for the first time in a long time, the IC Title is on a good track to bring back some of it’s glory.

Winner and New IC Champ: Zack Ryder

Match Grade: A

 

AJ STYLES VS CHRIS JERICHO

This match had me scratching my head. Not because these guys can’t go, although I think Jericho is starting to show a little age, not being able to keep up with Styles, but because of the ending.

How do you let a guy that you touted as a MAJOR SIGNING, lose at his very first Wrestlemania?

Unless this is leading the Styles turning, and joining the rumored Bullet (Balor) Club, I do not see the benefit of the result.

Winner: Chris Jericho

Match Grade: C+

 

THE NEW DAY VS. THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS

Well, I guess the WWE just wanted to get all of the questionable endings out in a row.

Now, while The New Day had a spectacular “Booty O’s” entrance, they were dumbed down by losing to the League of Nations, who I view as on the same level as the Social Outcasts. And some will argue they only did this to set up the return of HBK, Mick Foley, and Steve Austin (Which was an awesome surprise).

But, they could have done this same scenario while letting The New Day get the win.

Winners: The League of Nations

Match Grade: C+

 

BROCK LESNAR VS. DEAN AMRBOSE

After our talk with Lordsofpain.net’s The Doc on our last episode, we were all in agreeance that this could be the match of the night, but once it started, it was apparent something was off.

The chemistry just didn’t seem to be there, and I think that had a lot to do with the “No Holds Barred” stipulation. Brock Lesnar isn’t meant for this type of match up. He’s meant for brutal fights, not weapons.

This, coupled with the short time it was given, led to a fevered match-up to fall flat.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Match Grade: C+

 

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WOMEN’S TITLE

The revealing of the Diva’s Title turning into the Women’s Title, as I mentioned before, was the start of wonderful things. This match was the cement in what I hope will be a bright future for the women of the WWE.

There’s a reason Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, and Charlotte were so loved in NXT. THEY CAN WRESTLE! And it showed in this match.

It’s been awhile since we were able to say a Women’s Title match stole the night, but they definitely did it. Performing moves that weren’t “girl moves”, and showing the ladies can bring it to the table as much as any other male on the roster.

Kudos to all 3 of them, because women’s wrestling has never looked better.

Winner: Charlotte

Match Grade: A+

 

SHANE MCMAHON VS. THE UNDERTAKER

The speculations were high for this one, and I think we can all agree we expected to see some sort of outside interference to help Shane take home the win….but it didn’t happen.

What DID happen is we saw a boring beat down of Shane McMahon, that’s only saving grace was when Shane took that huge dive off the cell.

Now, as of this writing, the Raw After Wrestlemania hasn’t happened yet, and I only hope they swerve the Universe by telling us Vince just said he had to face Undertaker to get control of Raw, and not actually beat him, but if not, this was just one big money grab, with no payoff for the fans.

Winner: The Undertaker

Match Grade: C

 

THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL

I can’t be the only one who marked out when Shaq came out for this thing, right? I mean in what lifetime could we have expected to see Tatanka and Shaq in the same ring at the same time?

Either way, the annual tribute to the legend finally had some purpose other than to fill up time. It allowed NXT veteran Baron Corbin to make an excellent debut, proving he’s a force heading to the main roster.

Winner: Baron Corbin

Match Grade: B

 

THE ROCK VS. ERICK ROWAN

WHY DO THEY KEEP BURYING THE WYATTS?!?!?!?

Winner: The Rock

Match Grade: WHY?!?!?

 

ROMAN REIGNS VS TRIPLE H

At this point, it was already 11 o’clock on the East Coast, which I can only imagine they did in order to tire fans out enough, so they wouldn’t care about the inevitable.

Now, I’ve tried to understand the reasoning behind the WWE getting behind Reigns, despite the Universes hatred for him, but I just don’t get it. I mean, they tried every tactic to get cheers for him during the match, and it only worked when he ended up delivering an epic speak to Stephanie McMahon.

So, what are you trying to tell me WWE, that abusing women is the only way to get Reigns over?!?!?

But even that moment only last for a little. The boos continued to poor in, which only got louder when the 1-2-3 went down. So much so, that it was pretty obvious that the WWE audio team muted the crowd at the end to soften the blow.

Winner: Roman Reigns

Match Grade: D+

 

In what could have been a slightly above average WrestleMania, was ruined by the WWE trying to force feed a Superstar down our throats. And I’m not against Reigns, I’m really not. It’s just that his build has been everything, but good. They need to repackage this heir to the throne, or else the company better get ready for those ratings to continue to drop.

WrestleMania 32 Grade: C

Hey Hijacker, Can I Bother You for a Pic?

It was a terrifying moment yesterday when their was an attempted hijacking on an EgyptAir flight. Luckily, it turned out the guy’s bomb was fake, but that’s not where the story gets interesting.

Before this hijacking failed, a British passenger decided this was the appropriate moment to grab a picture with the wannabe terrorist.

(Photo: The Guardian)

Try and digest that, and we’ll attempt to make sense of this on our next episode, debuting tomorrow at 2pm.

Full Story: Ben Innes on taking a ‘selfie’ with the EgyptAir hijacker

Adults Steal from Children and Ruin Easter

Photo: Twitter / FOX61

When it comes to demonstrating just how much of a pathetic excuse for a human being you are, stealing from children takes the cake…from children.

During the 3rd annual PEZ Candy Easter Egg Hunt in Orange, Connecticut over the weekend, a bunch of Darwin-challenged halfwits decided it was acceptable practice to rough up small children by pushing them out of the way and yanking eggs from their grasp in order to award the prizes to their own children.

I sort of hope these people are wiped out by disease. And for the record, let’s confiscate their children. We can’t have them further soiling our gene pool and passing down their dullard customs to their offspring.

Full Story: PEZ cancels annual Easter egg hunt after adults misbehave

Is Boaty McBoatface the Best We Can Do?

(Photo: nytimes.com)

Well, it seemed like a good idea from a British government to allow the Internet to suggest a name for a $287 million polar research ship, but the Internet Community proved why we can’t have nice things.

The currently name leader is Boaty McBoatface…

Yes, a boat that costs almost $300 million might actually be called Boaty McBoatface.

I trust you listeners could come up with something better. Email those to us, so we can prove the internet isn’t just for idiots.

Full Story: Boaty McBoatface: What You Get When You Let the Internet Decide

An Easter Brawl Happened in New Jersey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-8yYcMbhSM

Sunday was another day at the Jersey City’s Newport Centre for parents to bring their kids to meet the Easter Bunny. But, of course, because it’s in New Jersey, it can’t be civil.

According to social-media images and video from Jersey City Newport Centre, a man in a rabbit costume is shown throwing punches at adults who appeared to be waiting in line for a photo.

Is society getting a little out of control, or is this just an isolated incident? Email us and let your voice be heard.

Full Story: Mall Easter Bunny Brawls in New Jersey

 

Along Came a Spider…Man

Marvel Entertainment was nice enough to drop a new trailer for Captain America: Civil War on us today like a freakishly large spider falling on your face from the ceiling!

Finally, we get our first look at the new, in-MCU version of Spider-Man, played by actor Tom Holland.

There’s a lot packed into this trailer, including a ton of new footage and a plethora of additional plot details which expand upon what leads into the MCU’s version of Civil War (which, as we know, will be substantially different from what happened in the comics), but let’s face it: The real news here is Spider-Man, and it’s also no doubt what everyone is going to be talking about.

Allow me to be the first to say that I LOVE the new costume, especially the way they made the eyes (which, in the comics, have historically been “animated” to either squint or widen in order to relay expressions) work. It makes perfect sense, and I love that they figured out a way to make it make sense. You might feel differently about the costume’s look, but keep in mind this is still footage from early cuts and there’s going to be a lot of airbrushing and texturing added to these shots before the film hits theaters on May 6th, 2016. It’s only going to look better when the finished product graces the big screen.

It’s a good day, and I’m thrilled that our “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man” is back in his own neighborhood.

Goodbye to The Most Interesting Man in the World

We’ve been watching Jonathan Goldsmith play “The Most Interesting Man in the World,” but that era has come to an end.

As seen above, the newest Dos Equis ad sends the legendary man on a one way trip to Mars. What does this mean for the beer’s ad campaign? Well, they say The Most Interesting Man in the World will continue, but it will experience an evolution.

What does this mean? Who knows. All we do know is we’ll miss Mr. Goldsmith and everything he’s contributed to our love for beer.

Full Story: ‘Most Interesting Man In The World’ Raises His Glass For Last Time